Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...