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What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
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13 Things Films Have Taught Us
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Australia…
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