First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...