Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...