What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...