Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!