On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...