Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...