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|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
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Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
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Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
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