Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...