The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....