Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...