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Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Maybe next time.
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A Perfect Woman Is…
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Gone fishing
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“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
A toad with a machine gun!
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The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...