Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!