Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...