51 DAYS
51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...