Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Military traditions
|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Polish Medical Terminology
POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMANartery- the study of fine painting barium- what you...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...