Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...