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A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
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How do dentists become brain surgeons?
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What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Two story house
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Catching the fish
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Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
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