Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...