Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...