Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...