Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...