What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...