Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...