Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Pessimist and a dog
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...