Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...