Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...