The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
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We got a lot of those.
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No problem
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The black baby.
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Tight Skirt
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Name It
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Mind
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Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.