Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...