Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.