A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...