Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...