Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...