Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
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Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
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Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...