Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...