So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.