How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...