Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...