Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...