Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...