Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Stressed out?…try these!
If you’re feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it…Dance naked in...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...