stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...