yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....