Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...