Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...