Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...