Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...