Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
The Ideal Date
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!