A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...