The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...