Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...